Here is a joke for you...
TWO OLD MEN ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE
A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP
AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL. THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO
OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, 'GO UP TO THE
FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED.
THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF
MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW THE
DIFFERENCE.'
THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO
OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS.
AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, 'YOU KNOW,
I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!'
'DEAD?' SAYS HIS FRIEND, 'WHY DO YOU SAY
THAT?'
'WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I
WAS LOVING HER.'
HIS FRIEND SAYS, 'COULD BE WORSE I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH.'
'A WITCH ??. . WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?'
'WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE
NECK, AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED AND FLEW
OUT THE WINDOW... TOOK MY TEETH WITH HER!'
|
![Click Here To Joine Princess Network Escort Resource Site!](http://www.verifiedguide.com/images/verified468a.gif
<br>
<A HREF="http://www.preferred411.com/index.cfm?fx=Client&Refer=10849"><IMG SRC="http://www.preferred411.com/Banners/preferredSeal.png" BORDER=0 WIDTH="109" HEIGHT="119" ALT="Preferred411.com"></A>
<br>
<A
href="http://www.fantasyescortguide.com/cgi-bin/sites/rankem.cgi?id=ashley10">
</center><!-- Start TER Refer Link -->
<A TARGET="_blank"
HREF="http://www.theeroticreview.com/site_listing/refer.asp?c2l0ZV9pZD0xMDE3NDA1MTYw">
<IMG SRC=http://www.theeroticreview.com/site_listing/reviewed_seal.gif
border=0>
</A>
<!-- End TER Refer Link -->
<!-- Start: TraceMyIP.org Code //-->
<body><script language="JavaScript" src="http://www.tracemyip.org/tracker/lgUrl.php?stlVar2=1216&rgtype=4684NR-IPIB&pidnVar2=324354435&prtVar2=1"></script><a href="http://www.tracemyip.org/" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.tracemyip.org/tools/images/trace_updater.gif" alt="Website Visitor Locator & Counter" border="0"></a>
<!-- End: TraceMyIP.org Code //-->
<A
href="http://princessnetwork.com){kind=link}